chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

bootyshorts-and-bowlegs:

Cherry’s Collection of: Best of SPN gag reel [2/?]

pieandhamburgers:

Well I guess Cas is now the invisible girl now

smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

sylarthritis:

heroes in a nutshell

insp. by (x)

Sookie’s happy ending

That’s what I’m talking about. That is a WOMAN!

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

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All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

babygoatsandfriends:

this kid is cooler than all of us

topfunnystuff:

Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way 

I’ve made all the arrangements with the cemetery. I’ll meet you there at sundown.

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