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This might hurt…

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

dorodraws: Genderbend Pocahontas. I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.

dorodraws:

Genderbend Pocahontas.

I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.

heykortney:

#MIC DROP

Kristin: Bobbert.
Stephen: Do it again.
Kristin: Bobbert.
Stephen: I want you to look straight to camera and do it very straight.
Kristin: Bobbert.
Stephen: Good.

“Did it ever occur to you that I don’t need taken care of?”

Sherlock & Molly